Say it isn't so!

Oh no!

No, no, no!

First a tsunami and now THIS. What a world we live in.

What are we really asking here?

I think when people want to chime in on a question like, "Should Two and a Half Men' Dump Charlie Sheen at the Emmys" what we are really asking is it okay to be a douche bag to a douche bag?

I ask that as someone who doesn't watch either the sitcom or the award show, but since I will hear about both until I find a cave to live in, I feel like it's okay to chime in.

There were two circular holes in the roof, which is consistent with a missile strike

From this point forward, whenever I see a hole--particularly of the circular sort, I am going to assume missiles were involved.

Read it here.

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter New Jersey

I got a ticket for running a stop sign the other day. Never mind I can't afford a ticket right now, someone has to be out there with a rule book and enforcing petty laws--that was a two a two second stop, sir. It should be three. No, I don't have a stopwatch to show you.

But, the king can do no wrong. At least no one stole my gun for three years or threw me in a New Jersey jail. You gotta live for the little things.

War is Hell. Drug Wars? Welcome to Mexico!

You just don't get to read quotes like this often enough:

"It was the largest single group of decapitation victims in recent years."

I wonder if there is some sort of contest going on between the various sects of the cartel and if there might be a friendly bet of some kind involved. Someone is buying someone a pizza dinner is all I'm saying.

And if you read the article HERE, you'll see that 14 of the 15 bodies were decapitated, which makes me wonder about the dude who got to keep his head. Was he nicer when it was going down? Did he notice and compliment someone's new snakeskin boots just in time?