Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter New Jersey

I got a ticket for running a stop sign the other day. Never mind I can't afford a ticket right now, someone has to be out there with a rule book and enforcing petty laws--that was a two a two second stop, sir. It should be three. No, I don't have a stopwatch to show you.

But, the king can do no wrong. At least no one stole my gun for three years or threw me in a New Jersey jail. You gotta live for the little things.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

War is Hell. Drug Wars? Welcome to Mexico!

You just don't get to read quotes like this often enough:

"It was the largest single group of decapitation victims in recent years."

I wonder if there is some sort of contest going on between the various sects of the cartel and if there might be a friendly bet of some kind involved. Someone is buying someone a pizza dinner is all I'm saying.

And if you read the article HERE, you'll see that 14 of the 15 bodies were decapitated, which makes me wonder about the dude who got to keep his head. Was he nicer when it was going down? Did he notice and compliment someone's new snakeskin boots just in time?

Thursday, January 6, 2011

"Tiger Kills Busdriver"

That's the headline that got me to click the link to THIS story.

I'm disappointed. I expected to see a picture of Tiger Woods and a bloody golf club.