Monday, July 17, 2017

Parental Bastards

Being a parent doesn't mean you have to stop walking around naked. You just have to get used to people screaming in horror just because you entered the room.

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Sunday Bastards

"Oooh yeah," I said to my peeing dog as I stood in my boxer-briefs after six or so cars drove by and some of that awkward sort of eye contact was exchanged, "Church."