No.

YOU have mood swings!!!

Say it isn't so!

Oh no!

No, no, no!

First a tsunami and now THIS. What a world we live in.

What are we really asking here?

I think when people want to chime in on a question like, "Should Two and a Half Men' Dump Charlie Sheen at the Emmys" what we are really asking is it okay to be a douche bag to a douche bag?

I ask that as someone who doesn't watch either the sitcom or the award show, but since I will hear about both until I find a cave to live in, I feel like it's okay to chime in.

There were two circular holes in the roof, which is consistent with a missile strike

From this point forward, whenever I see a hole--particularly of the circular sort, I am going to assume missiles were involved.

Read it here.

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter New Jersey

I got a ticket for running a stop sign the other day. Never mind I can't afford a ticket right now, someone has to be out there with a rule book and enforcing petty laws--that was a two a two second stop, sir. It should be three. No, I don't have a stopwatch to show you.

But, the king can do no wrong. At least no one stole my gun for three years or threw me in a New Jersey jail. You gotta live for the little things.